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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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