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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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