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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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