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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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