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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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