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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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