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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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