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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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