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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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