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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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