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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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