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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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