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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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