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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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