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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗
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