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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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