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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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