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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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