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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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