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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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