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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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