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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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