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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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