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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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