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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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