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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Picard eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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