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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dixie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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