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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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