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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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