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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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