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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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