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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻
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