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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻
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