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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏
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