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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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