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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦
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