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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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