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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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