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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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