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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Tilly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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