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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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