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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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