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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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