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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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