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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗
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