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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗
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