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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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