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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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