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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯
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