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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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