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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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