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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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