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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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