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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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